Wednesday, 21 March 2012

R.B.

Something I put together as an attempt at the Glorious Memory for Burns night a couple of months ago.

Robert Burns was an 18th Century Scottish poet, writer of traditional folk songs and ballads and a fierce critic of the political and social order prevalent in Scotland at the time. Burns was born into a politically, economically and socially turbulent Scotland and his life’s work reflects almost every aspect. He wrote in both Scots dialects and in Standard English, and is universally regarded as Scotland’s foremost literary figure. His finest poems are characterized by satire directed at the Church and the Establishment and he was forthright in his support for liberty and social justice. As a direct result of his mastery of language and unaccountably broad education, (when he was supposed to be only a peasant), his achievement as a radical and dissenting voice was denied and suppressed by urbane editors and commentators alike during his life, and continued with his death well into the twentieth century.

Let me quote from a recent biography, from a chapter describing his first visit to Edinburgh:

“Unlike Heathcliff, Burns was not the brute, sub-literate threat, that dark, erotic stranger, which haunted the bourgeois imagination of the period. They were faced with someone hyper-literate, fecundly allusive to a degree far beyond their powers in canonical literary and biblical tradition, who could not only talk their pants off but, it was feared, those of their wives and daughters too. Command of language was directly related to a fixed social hierarchical social order; Burns threatened social anarchy by the very nature of his poetic, rhetorical potency. It offered them some security to classify him as a class-bound ‘heaven-taught ploughman’ rather than great poet’”.

His poetry has suffered neglect due to careful censorship of his political views, and he is still remembered sentimentally for his pastoral descriptions of farming life. Few realise he would probably have been the most influential dissenting voice at the time had he been able to gain a public platform.

He was the eldest of seven children, was the father of twelve, had one wife (whom he possibly married twice), several well-publicised affaires, was a Freemason, suffered from chronic ill-health and lived and died in financial uncertainty.

He has been criticised by many for being confused in his political views but it is evident that he followed Dr. Johnson’s comment on the “unwisdom of giving one’s loyalty of mind to a single party”. This is not confusion but freedom of thought. As a result, almost every political party has taken Burns to bed with them at some time or other. However, his nationalism, internationalism and radicalism never wavered. He believed constantly and passionately in Scotland, in the ‘brotherhood of man’, and in the rights of the ordinary man.

To Burns, the Anglo-British Empire to which Scotland was becoming a part did not look like such a good deal. He saw Scots drawn into bloody wars of empire. He saw that the Scottish leadership would bow to their masters the English Parliament and Hanoverian King with the bullies winning every time. He saw a Scotland which had fought heroically through history for freedom lost forever. He saw himself as the representative of a new Scottish poetry, creating a mythological and Romantic image of a nation lost to greed.

He married Jean Armour, a long-time love of his who was pregnant with twins, in 1786. On 3 March, the day of Jean’s confinement prior to labour, Burns wrote to his friend Robert Ainslie: ‘Jean I found banished like a martyr – forlorn, destitute and friendless; all for the good old cause: I have reconciled her to her fate; I have taken her a room: I have taken her to my arms: I have given her a mahogany bed: I have given her a guinea; and I have f****d her till she rejoiced with joy unspeakable and full of glory….She did this all like a good girl, and I took the opportunity of some dry horse litter and gave her such a thundering scalade that electrified the very marrow of her bones’. Needless to say, the twins both died within a few weeks.

Let me finish with a few bitter lines Burns scratched on a window pane in Stirling, the ancient seat of Scottish kings, in 1789:

HERE Stewarts once in triumph reign’d,

And laws for Scotland’s weal ordain’d;

But now unroof’d their Palace stands,

Their sceptre’s fall’n to other hands;

Fallen indeed, and to the earth,

Whence grovelling reptiles take their birth.—

The injur’d STEWART-line are gone,

A Race outlandish fill their throne;

An idiot race, to honor lost;

Who knows them best despise them most.

Sunday, 10 October 2010

A few (unfinished) words on Shetland and Scotland...

Shetland and Scotland. Two distinct geographical and social areas, the former now part of the latter, sharing an intertwined history open to as many interpretations as there are commentators. Feelings run high in Shetland as to where her roots actually lie; the rest of Scotland doesn’t really seem to bother. Feelings run high in Scotland as to where her roots actually lie, but the rest of the UK doesn’t seem to bother. The same could be said even of the relationship between the UK and Europe.

Shetland lies approximately 200 km to the NNE of Scotland at a strangely forgotten crossroads in the North Atlantic, once the Barrandov Bridge of the Vikings. It was here that Harald Hardrada met his death, where countless Viking ships on their way to raid southern shores stocked up on provisions, water, food and women. The islands are pock-marked with the stony remains of lost Viking communities, the remote hills occasionally afford glimpses into an even more distant past, to the time of the Picts, a race of diminutive, sturdy small-time farmers and part-time Christians whose dwellings have all but vanished under the ground, their place names however surviving even today.

It is a land of long low hills, wild peat bogs; a windy place by anyone’s standards, the ground carved up by a distant ice age and eons of erosion into islands of fantastic shapes, the sea visible from every viewpoint, here and there a small straggling village boasting the peculiarly 20th century juxtaposition of old stone cottages and swank, important, larger-than-life homes, betraying the growing prosperity of islanders. The wildlife is spectacular in its variety and abundance, the scenery melancholy and timeless.

Shetland is accessible by ferry from Aberdeen, Scotland or by air from several points from the UK mainland and Scandinavia. The plane takes about an hour and a half from Glasgow and is patronised by local businessmen and politicians being important South and earnest birdwatchers coming North. But to my mind the overnight ferry crossing, magical in summer over glassy calm seas or heart-thumping in winter through ferocious winds, the ship glancing off the waves like a cork, is the only real way to appreciate the other-worldliness of the islands.

To visit Shetland is to take a step off the world, a step from which you never quite recover.

Our village, Baltasound, on the northernmost island of Unst was a 19th century host to the largest herring port in the world, employing up to 3600 seasonal fish-processing workers at the height of the season. Today the population has dwindled to a thin two hundred or so. As if in counterpoint, the port of Sullom Voe on Mainland is today home to the largest oil terminal in Europe, transferring millions of barrels of North Sea and Atlantic oil from pipeline to tanker for onward shipment to all four corners of the Earth. It is to this modern development Shetland owes its present wealth. The future is not so slick however, with oil reserves on the brink of becoming exhausted and associated revenue and investment in decline. The Shetland Isles have a tendency to embrace boom and bust economics with little will or sense to save for harder times ahead.

Most of those who are not employed by oil companies are kept on either by local government or go-ahead local businesses to provide the myriad of services demanded by a visibly proud and financially upmarket society. The islands today are woven together by fish farms and their nets, connected by enormous car ferries ploughing between islands, the pride of their captains, servicing a multitude of small businesses whose representatives travel through the islands in big 4x4s. The other less fortunate inhabitants scrape a living out of sheep farming and fishing, though neither is now really viable.

The issue of roots goes back to the 1400s, when the Shetland Isles became a sort of returnable deposit in a complicated marriage contract between the Royal Houses of Scotland and Denmark in lieu of actual cash that was to have changed hands. The cash never materialised so the debt has never been paid. Some argue that this means we are still under the rule of the Scandinavians; others refute this claiming that it’s all water under the bridge and let’s get on with being part of Britain. I remain to be convinced by either argument.

I have been fortunate to have lived in both Shetland and Scotland for long enough to realise that comparison is awkward and unhelpful. Vast differences in size, population, geography, industry and again roots all get in the way. I grew up in the islands and carry with me special memories of rocky beaches, aromatic marshes and the call of the birds. When I was a mere twelve I was enrolled at a boarding school in Edinburgh, the capital city of Scotland. You can imagine the shock! From windswept isle to roaring smoke-choked city. But at least it was Edinburgh, the Athens of the North, a beautiful majestic city in crumbling gold sandstone, a city which always struck me as having been planted in between the trees of a great forest.

Friday, 15 January 2010

The Band



My unsuccessful contribution to the Shetland Toilet Poem Competition

Damp here

Dry outside

Cold seat

Under my

Bum.

Saturday, 13 September 2008

After two years without a drop of water we finally have enough to fill an Olympic swimming pool.
(Give or take a gallon or two)

Tuesday, 9 September 2008

Maxim

I've neglected my blog. Time to make amends. First, though:
Maxim Harold made a timely appearance on July 27th. He's a very noisy little chap, dislikes sleep and spends most of his time either eating or wailing. So not much sleep for this Mum and Dad. It's becoming increasing strange to have a such a small baby in the house when the other two children are really pretty huge now (Anezka 10,Malcolm 7).
My parents came for a not-so-whistle-stop tour right on cue three days before Maxim was born so I was like a cat on a hot tin roof for a week or so.

Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Mr Murray's Memorial


So, I've got myself a flight, so I'm off to the N.M concert in Edinburgh on 2 June (hope it's still on!). Only problem is, my flight goes to Newcastle - Auld Reekie was far FAR too expensive. I've spent an age trying to find suitable transport from Newcastle to Edinburgh - British public transport systems seem to confound me at every step, however I've finally discovered I can get a train ticket for 43.20GBP, a whole lot more than it used to be 15 years ago. If anyone happens to be going through Newcastle on 31 May at about 7.30pm... Maybe I'll hitch a lift. Sent off an email to St M's asking if they know of any accom for a weary central European traveller. So far they remain ominously quiet.

Perhaps the whole thing's been a figment of my imagination.

But it'll be nice to see Old Coates House again.
Anežka pushing her chin out at me, Malcolm screaming blue murder.
Playin me ole heart out.

Friday, 18 April 2008

It's finally Spring, the first daffodils have struggled up through the winter-beaten ground. Yellow flowers are my favourite, equally suitable for weddings and funerals. Other anonymous plants are tentatively pushing up rubbery green spikes, looking as if they'd shoot back underground at the next frost. We're curious to see what has survived. Dozens of bulbs, cuttings and other odds and ends were planted in early Autumn last year, so many I have no idea where anything is. Every evening, now the light lasts longer, is an adventure into the garden to see what's new among the rotting leaves of last year's swift autumn - winter transition. A myriad of unknown little plants cover the ground before the grass gets a hold and it all gets mown away. Spiders dash nervously over the bare ground, transparent mosquitoes and mayflies soak up the damp midday sunlight and shiver under cold stones at night.

The Band is 'playing away' in Prague tomorrow to play at a ceilidh in ancient Vysehrad, the fortress of the mediaeval Czech kings. It will be a long and gruelling event from 8 till late, playing for the over-enthusiastic Prague Caledonian Club, perfect in every detail (very unlike us - five rustic north-Bohemian mountain dwellers stretching the middle age spread).

And before I forget to add my voice to the madding crowd, Free Tibet and Sack Robert Mugabe.

Monday, 31 March 2008

It was Easter Monday a week or so ago, so we escaped the hullaballoo and went to Kutná Hora, a delightful town about 70 miles SE of here. Historic silver mining town, once the capital of this great yet little country. The pic shows the Town Hall.

Will post some pics (and hopefully an mp3 or something) of last weekend's big-time better-late-than-never St Patrick's Ball. The band was in good form I would say; put it this way, they wouldn't let us go home till nearly 3am.

Am trying to make rough plans to go to Edinburgh for a week or so for the NM event, but will have to wait and see.

Friday, 14 March 2008

In memoriam

Today I received, as did others, a circular from St Mary's about the memorial concert for Nigel. I was very moved to be asked to play the Strauss Metamorphosen with a reconstructed orchestra of ex-Nigel pupils, but I'll leave that to the professionals. However, I will try as much as I can to at least go, I owe it to him. But I must admit to being a little fraught at the prospect of seeing so many fellow pupils, who I haven't seen for maybe twenty years, all at the same time at such an emotional moment. The circular was sent to many who I have lost contact with, and now I find I don't have the courage to write to them. Why one requires courage to do such a thing I don't know. But, as I wrote in my reply to Ms Ellison (who she?),

"St Mary's has had a lasting and positive influence on many aspects of my life, and unknowingly provides me with inspiration and guidance today, even after so many years. I am indebted to those teachers who struggled to enable me to see and hear my way in the world, in particular Audrey Innes, Lyell Cresswell and Nigel Murray, whose recent death saddened me greatly."

I will try to go. It's far and expensive. But as I said, I owe it to the man. He tried against all odds to nurture in me an inner understanding of the violin. If I compare myself to his other pupils he had a particularly hard job with me, maybe he even lost the battle. But his approach, his teaching (and his enthusiasm for hillwalking) instilled in me a special appreciation of how valuable it is to have a musical understanding of the world we inhabit.

I will try to go.

Saturday, 23 February 2008

Messiaen - The Music Point


Today spent a fascinating hour doing spontaneous interpreting for a meeting of the Association of Czech Music Schools with the EMU (European Music School Union) where both sides discovered (through yours truly) that they in fact share the same aims and ambitions. Which are, by the way, that we do not send our children to school to learn what we teach, but

1) to learn their craft,
2) to learn social responsibility, &
3) to inherit, nurture and pass on their cultural identity.

Make of that what you will.

Present at the meeting was a rather fascinating gentleman - Albrecht Goetze - a German composer and I suppose performance artist (formerly with the Royal Shakespeare Company). He is the driving force behind the "Meetingpoint Music Messiaen" in Gorlitz, not a stone's throw from here, where Messiaen was imprisoned in the POW camp StaLag VIIIa for 7 months during WWII. Messiaen wrote his Quator pour la Fin du Temps there, now the site of a new centre for young European musicians to compare their various experiences and beliefs. A hellish place which once screamed racial and religious hatred, today breathes tolerance and an attempt at musical understanding.

Albrecht is one of the handful of people you meet in your lifetime who, without consciously trying, change the way you see the world. If you understand German, go to the website and investigate. If, like me, you feel that children can learn more about their peers through music than through most other subjects on the curriculum, go to Gorlitz.

www.messiaen.themusicpoint.net

Wednesday, 13 February 2008

Photo finish


This is a long and unfinished story. I have an annoying habit of writing to those in authority challenging their authority (yesterday I wrote to the EU Commission complaining that they included a disclaimer in the EU Charter for Human Rights, effectively rendering the whole document null and void). The following extracts come from correspondence with NorthLink, the ferry company operating the service between Scotland and Shetland. They have decided to introduce a photographic ID system, apparently clamp down on apparent terrorism (pull the other one) on their ships, which I find I cannot agree with. My first email to them was a bit stroppy:

Dear Sirs, I hereby refuse to identify myself photographically to any Northlink staff. And I dare Northlink to deny me passage home to Shetland because of this. Never has any evidence been published by any respected scientific body to suggest that photographic identification reduces any hair-brained 'terrorist' threat.

To which their reply was:

Dear Mr Edwards, Thank you for your correspondence of 28/01/2008. For a number of reasons it has become increasingly important for NorthLink to be able to have confidence that those travelling on its vessels are who they say they are. We are aware of recent incidents - several of which have been reported in the press - where passengers have travelled under false names specifically to avoid identification. So while we know that it can and does happen, we have a responsibility to do what we can to ensure that we know who is on the ship at any time. The requirement for photographic identification at check-in will therefore be introduced from 1 May 2008. While we understand that some customers may not be at all happy at this change in procedure, should you wish to travel with NorthLink after 1 May, we would strongly recommend that you take the opportunity now to acquire appropriate personal identification. While it is not our intention to prevent people from travelling freely, should you be unable to present appropriate ID when requested, after 1 May there is a risk that you may be refused passage. Our terms and conditions of carriage make clear the extent of passenger rights, together with our responsibilities and limitation of liability as a ferry operator. Copies of our terms are available from our port offices, on-board the vessels or on-line at www.northlinkferries.co.uk. If you have already registered with NorthLink to access the discounted islander fares, then your current customer ID card can be updated. From February, should you be able to take your card and a current passport sized photo to the terminal then our staff will be happy to update it to include your photo, this or any of the number of forms of ID which we have publicized will be entirely acceptable. Again, thank you for taking time to write expressing your concerns. We do hope that come May we will be able to have you travelling as a passenger with us. Regards, Lesley Johnston Customer Service Co-ordinator NorthLink Ferries Ltd


I didn't like that at all, so became all polite and firm:

Dear Ms Johnston, Thank you for your reply. Your arguments regarding photographic identity checks are in my opinion - and that of many others - flawed. Daily I travel on buses and trains, go to theatres and walk through crowded shopping centres without suffering the indignity of 'proving' who I am. It is also my view, shared again by others, that your requirement for me to identify myself photographically to you, an internal transport company, on purchasing a one-off ticket (not a season ticket or loyalty card or some such thing), is illegal and encroaches upon my right to privacy. However, if I am wrong I would be grateful if you could direct me to the relevant law which permits you to carry out such vetting.

However Ms Johnston failed to answer the question regarding law and she passed the buck thus:

Dear Mr Edwards, Thank you for your reply. We are acutely aware of the potential inconvenience for passengers. The company is however committed to do what it can to help ensure that those travelling on the ferries to and from Orkney and Shetland are who they say they are. Our terms and conditions of carriage are available from our port offices, on-board the vessels or on-line at www.northlinkferries.co.uk and these give details of passenger rights, our responsibilities and our limitations of liability as a ferry operator. Should you have any further queries on this matter, please feel free to contact our Chief Executive, Bill Davidson, at info@northlinkferries.co.uk . Yours sincerely, Lesley Johnston Customer Service Co-ordinator

So I did as she suggested.

Dear Mr Davidson, The following is a copy of correspondence I have had with Lesley Johnston, Customer Service Co-ordinator of Northlink. I feel my questions regarding photographic identification have not been answered satisfactorily. I question your legal right to demand photographic identity of passengers travelling on Northlink ferries. CalMac and other large carriers (operating within the British Isles) do not require such identification. Why therefore does Northlink feel it necessary to invade my privacy? I think it has been proved that photographic ID does little or nothing to deter 'terrorists', if that is the issue here. I was under the impression that I was able to move freely throughout the British Isles on public transport without having to identify myself to anyone unless such a person is so authorised by the State. If I am mistaken please refer me to the article in Scottish law which permits your company to demand photographic identification.


And received the following:

Dear Mr Edwards

Thank you for your further correspondence on this matter. Mr Davidson has indicated that he will respond on his return from leave on or around 20 February.

In the meantime should you have any other query or concern please feel free to contact me (details below).

Regards
Gareth Crichton

Commercial Director
NorthLink Ferries Ltd

So it's gone to the top, and the top's away on holiday. Typical.

Thursday, 31 January 2008

Burns Balls


Shattered. Defeated. Flattened. That goes some way to describing me after the whirlwind of two Burns Nights. I'm cook, musician, actor, choreographer and poetry reciter. Table mover, stage constructor, driver, welcome host, translator (try doing 18th century Scots in Czech), sound engineer, dish washer and floor sweeper. Two days in a row, with a month's preparation beforehand to boot. I wouldn't care if I didn't see another haggis ever. Liberec one day, Prague the next. Catering in all for about 450 hungry Czechs, rich and poor, Scotophiles and philistines. But we did it, the speakers were eloquent, the dancers did us proud, the piper huffed and puffed, the whisky tasting corner was under constant fire, the bar staff pulled vast quantities of beer and the band played with particular panache, which privately pleased. That's it for another year, apart from a wee Burns do at the BIS (British International School) in Prague in a couple of weeks for a selection of diplomatic and executive parents. Fair fa' your honest sonsie face!

Sunday, 20 January 2008

Great chieftain o' the puddin' race

Anyone would think it was approaching the end end of winter - temperatures above zero, all the snow going, pretty pics of Helen, etc. But no, the weatherman, the teller of tomorrow's woes, has foretold ice and gales, drifting snow and hot toddies all round. The garden, when revealed untimely in this season, looks bereft and dirty, last year's growth wet-flattened to the still-frozen ground, knowing there's more to come. Trees droop, unwilling to look skywards and the sky weighs down heavily with low over-pregnant cloud. Frequently this area is subject to inversion - where the cold air gets trapped in the valleys with mist and smog. We are, on the whole, above this and experience glorious freezing sunny mornings and are surprised to descend into the grubby town below. But now this phenomenon is intensified by the warmer air temperatures and the frozen ground, so we are in the cloud now too. It's dim all day, lights are needed and though it's not cold, the wet seeps in through the pores in our old wooden house, making for unhealthy air. I combated the ensuing lethargy by digging a drain across the sodden garden in an attempt to divert the dirty melt-water from my neighbour's beautiful manicured lawn.

Work's boring (should never admit to that I know) but little Mr Bean is growing happily inside his warm moist den. I say 'he' because the gynaecologist suggested there was an 80% chance 'it' is a Boy. Not much in terms of Boy to see yet but there's a head, arms, hands, fingers (even finger nails! - what for at 13 weeks?), legs, feet, toes, most organs and he's peeing and pooing too. How and where we were not told. Perhaps that's why Bara's feeling particularly under the weather this last few weeks. 26 July is the first date we've been given, but we'll probably not do that and take 1 August instead (like Daddy).

Tomorrow's Monday (again!?) with all that that entails. This week there'll be the monthly 400 adverts to translate into English (for a magazine - monthly work, 21st - 22nd) and our Burns Night on Friday (and Saturday in Prague). The Brno Burns Night was apparently a great success, not least because they had a fair portion of our Extra Special Hand Produced Gourmet Haggis.
Went to Germany yesterday - we
strangely don't need to stop at the border any more - to buy turnips. Got 4 for 4EUR. Damnably expensive.
For a turnip.

Sunday, 13 January 2008

SHTS (Satelite Haggis Tracking System)

Just returned home from a mammoth 24hr haggismaking stunt. It's a thing we do once in a while, crazily boiling, chopping and simmering large amounts of sheep's innards. This time it was a relatively modest amount at 57kg (the most we ever made at one go was 145kg two years ago for the local Highland Games). Some will stay here for the Burns Night (a great event - more later) in a couple of weeks, but most goes to Prague and Brno. Our haggis is renowned throughout this land and has been enjoyed even by Her Excellency in Prague.

Thursday, 10 January 2008


It'll be that time of year again soon. Yum yum.

Tuesday, 8 January 2008

By popular request it's time to enter a new entry. After an inspired start I've kind of lost the thread recently. I expect it'll come in waves.

New things are coming fast and furiously. Santa Clause left a cryptic black and white radar image under the Christmas Tree showing what suspiciously looked like a flying banana on a black background. Little Miss or Master Edwards No 3 is to arrive about the beginning of August (just like his Daddy did - clever little thing). It's nice for many reasons, not least of which is that it is over 100 years since any baby lived in this old house of ours.

New Year came and went with Bangs both Champagned and fireworked. And in a drunken moment I made the last ever (by no means not the first) decision to quit ye olde tobacco. Not as much fun as one might have expected, but I've managed so far. Now I've got so much time on my hands, sitting about between lessons not quite knowing what to do when previously the weed perfectly filled the gap. Pockets are strangely empty of the tools of the trade, matches (never liked lighters), cig boxes, tobacco pouch, filters, papers, etc. Found myself carrying old keys instead for reassurance. But I WILL NOT be bothered with middle class poncy nicotine patches or artificial plastic cigarettes. If you stop, you stop. The End.

We'll see. Send me some power to slake my new thirst and put a hold on the appetite, or I might just inadvertently explode.

Sunday, 23 December 2007