Wednesday 21 March 2012

R.B.

Something I put together as an attempt at the Glorious Memory for Burns night a couple of months ago.

Robert Burns was an 18th Century Scottish poet, writer of traditional folk songs and ballads and a fierce critic of the political and social order prevalent in Scotland at the time. Burns was born into a politically, economically and socially turbulent Scotland and his life’s work reflects almost every aspect. He wrote in both Scots dialects and in Standard English, and is universally regarded as Scotland’s foremost literary figure. His finest poems are characterized by satire directed at the Church and the Establishment and he was forthright in his support for liberty and social justice. As a direct result of his mastery of language and unaccountably broad education, (when he was supposed to be only a peasant), his achievement as a radical and dissenting voice was denied and suppressed by urbane editors and commentators alike during his life, and continued with his death well into the twentieth century.

Let me quote from a recent biography, from a chapter describing his first visit to Edinburgh:

“Unlike Heathcliff, Burns was not the brute, sub-literate threat, that dark, erotic stranger, which haunted the bourgeois imagination of the period. They were faced with someone hyper-literate, fecundly allusive to a degree far beyond their powers in canonical literary and biblical tradition, who could not only talk their pants off but, it was feared, those of their wives and daughters too. Command of language was directly related to a fixed social hierarchical social order; Burns threatened social anarchy by the very nature of his poetic, rhetorical potency. It offered them some security to classify him as a class-bound ‘heaven-taught ploughman’ rather than great poet’”.

His poetry has suffered neglect due to careful censorship of his political views, and he is still remembered sentimentally for his pastoral descriptions of farming life. Few realise he would probably have been the most influential dissenting voice at the time had he been able to gain a public platform.

He was the eldest of seven children, was the father of twelve, had one wife (whom he possibly married twice), several well-publicised affaires, was a Freemason, suffered from chronic ill-health and lived and died in financial uncertainty.

He has been criticised by many for being confused in his political views but it is evident that he followed Dr. Johnson’s comment on the “unwisdom of giving one’s loyalty of mind to a single party”. This is not confusion but freedom of thought. As a result, almost every political party has taken Burns to bed with them at some time or other. However, his nationalism, internationalism and radicalism never wavered. He believed constantly and passionately in Scotland, in the ‘brotherhood of man’, and in the rights of the ordinary man.

To Burns, the Anglo-British Empire to which Scotland was becoming a part did not look like such a good deal. He saw Scots drawn into bloody wars of empire. He saw that the Scottish leadership would bow to their masters the English Parliament and Hanoverian King with the bullies winning every time. He saw a Scotland which had fought heroically through history for freedom lost forever. He saw himself as the representative of a new Scottish poetry, creating a mythological and Romantic image of a nation lost to greed.

He married Jean Armour, a long-time love of his who was pregnant with twins, in 1786. On 3 March, the day of Jean’s confinement prior to labour, Burns wrote to his friend Robert Ainslie: ‘Jean I found banished like a martyr – forlorn, destitute and friendless; all for the good old cause: I have reconciled her to her fate; I have taken her a room: I have taken her to my arms: I have given her a mahogany bed: I have given her a guinea; and I have f****d her till she rejoiced with joy unspeakable and full of glory….She did this all like a good girl, and I took the opportunity of some dry horse litter and gave her such a thundering scalade that electrified the very marrow of her bones’. Needless to say, the twins both died within a few weeks.

Let me finish with a few bitter lines Burns scratched on a window pane in Stirling, the ancient seat of Scottish kings, in 1789:

HERE Stewarts once in triumph reign’d,

And laws for Scotland’s weal ordain’d;

But now unroof’d their Palace stands,

Their sceptre’s fall’n to other hands;

Fallen indeed, and to the earth,

Whence grovelling reptiles take their birth.—

The injur’d STEWART-line are gone,

A Race outlandish fill their throne;

An idiot race, to honor lost;

Who knows them best despise them most.

Sunday 10 October 2010

A few (unfinished) words on Shetland and Scotland...

Shetland and Scotland. Two distinct geographical and social areas, the former now part of the latter, sharing an intertwined history open to as many interpretations as there are commentators. Feelings run high in Shetland as to where her roots actually lie; the rest of Scotland doesn’t really seem to bother. Feelings run high in Scotland as to where her roots actually lie, but the rest of the UK doesn’t seem to bother. The same could be said even of the relationship between the UK and Europe.

Shetland lies approximately 200 km to the NNE of Scotland at a strangely forgotten crossroads in the North Atlantic, once the Barrandov Bridge of the Vikings. It was here that Harald Hardrada met his death, where countless Viking ships on their way to raid southern shores stocked up on provisions, water, food and women. The islands are pock-marked with the stony remains of lost Viking communities, the remote hills occasionally afford glimpses into an even more distant past, to the time of the Picts, a race of diminutive, sturdy small-time farmers and part-time Christians whose dwellings have all but vanished under the ground, their place names however surviving even today.

It is a land of long low hills, wild peat bogs; a windy place by anyone’s standards, the ground carved up by a distant ice age and eons of erosion into islands of fantastic shapes, the sea visible from every viewpoint, here and there a small straggling village boasting the peculiarly 20th century juxtaposition of old stone cottages and swank, important, larger-than-life homes, betraying the growing prosperity of islanders. The wildlife is spectacular in its variety and abundance, the scenery melancholy and timeless.

Shetland is accessible by ferry from Aberdeen, Scotland or by air from several points from the UK mainland and Scandinavia. The plane takes about an hour and a half from Glasgow and is patronised by local businessmen and politicians being important South and earnest birdwatchers coming North. But to my mind the overnight ferry crossing, magical in summer over glassy calm seas or heart-thumping in winter through ferocious winds, the ship glancing off the waves like a cork, is the only real way to appreciate the other-worldliness of the islands.

To visit Shetland is to take a step off the world, a step from which you never quite recover.

Our village, Baltasound, on the northernmost island of Unst was a 19th century host to the largest herring port in the world, employing up to 3600 seasonal fish-processing workers at the height of the season. Today the population has dwindled to a thin two hundred or so. As if in counterpoint, the port of Sullom Voe on Mainland is today home to the largest oil terminal in Europe, transferring millions of barrels of North Sea and Atlantic oil from pipeline to tanker for onward shipment to all four corners of the Earth. It is to this modern development Shetland owes its present wealth. The future is not so slick however, with oil reserves on the brink of becoming exhausted and associated revenue and investment in decline. The Shetland Isles have a tendency to embrace boom and bust economics with little will or sense to save for harder times ahead.

Most of those who are not employed by oil companies are kept on either by local government or go-ahead local businesses to provide the myriad of services demanded by a visibly proud and financially upmarket society. The islands today are woven together by fish farms and their nets, connected by enormous car ferries ploughing between islands, the pride of their captains, servicing a multitude of small businesses whose representatives travel through the islands in big 4x4s. The other less fortunate inhabitants scrape a living out of sheep farming and fishing, though neither is now really viable.

The issue of roots goes back to the 1400s, when the Shetland Isles became a sort of returnable deposit in a complicated marriage contract between the Royal Houses of Scotland and Denmark in lieu of actual cash that was to have changed hands. The cash never materialised so the debt has never been paid. Some argue that this means we are still under the rule of the Scandinavians; others refute this claiming that it’s all water under the bridge and let’s get on with being part of Britain. I remain to be convinced by either argument.

I have been fortunate to have lived in both Shetland and Scotland for long enough to realise that comparison is awkward and unhelpful. Vast differences in size, population, geography, industry and again roots all get in the way. I grew up in the islands and carry with me special memories of rocky beaches, aromatic marshes and the call of the birds. When I was a mere twelve I was enrolled at a boarding school in Edinburgh, the capital city of Scotland. You can imagine the shock! From windswept isle to roaring smoke-choked city. But at least it was Edinburgh, the Athens of the North, a beautiful majestic city in crumbling gold sandstone, a city which always struck me as having been planted in between the trees of a great forest.

Friday 15 January 2010

The Band



My unsuccessful contribution to the Shetland Toilet Poem Competition

Damp here

Dry outside

Cold seat

Under my

Bum.

Saturday 13 September 2008

After two years without a drop of water we finally have enough to fill an Olympic swimming pool.
(Give or take a gallon or two)

Tuesday 9 September 2008

Maxim

I've neglected my blog. Time to make amends. First, though:
Maxim Harold made a timely appearance on July 27th. He's a very noisy little chap, dislikes sleep and spends most of his time either eating or wailing. So not much sleep for this Mum and Dad. It's becoming increasing strange to have a such a small baby in the house when the other two children are really pretty huge now (Anezka 10,Malcolm 7).
My parents came for a not-so-whistle-stop tour right on cue three days before Maxim was born so I was like a cat on a hot tin roof for a week or so.

Tuesday 6 May 2008

Mr Murray's Memorial


So, I've got myself a flight, so I'm off to the N.M concert in Edinburgh on 2 June (hope it's still on!). Only problem is, my flight goes to Newcastle - Auld Reekie was far FAR too expensive. I've spent an age trying to find suitable transport from Newcastle to Edinburgh - British public transport systems seem to confound me at every step, however I've finally discovered I can get a train ticket for 43.20GBP, a whole lot more than it used to be 15 years ago. If anyone happens to be going through Newcastle on 31 May at about 7.30pm... Maybe I'll hitch a lift. Sent off an email to St M's asking if they know of any accom for a weary central European traveller. So far they remain ominously quiet.

Perhaps the whole thing's been a figment of my imagination.

But it'll be nice to see Old Coates House again.